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n°1 - décembre 2018 Home’s cool Communidée Gazette Communidée’s Model United Nations By Dylan Labrecque Commu- shipping companies being hijacked. even some pirates. This gave the nidée has The people are often ransomed, debate a very multi perspective view recently done yet another Model and the ships are sold back to the of the situation. The pirates needed United Nations project for the teen shipping companies. resources, and the idea of giving to group. criminals was difficult. This is costing the shipping compa- This particular one was about piracy nies an absurd amount of money. In the end, the committee compro- in Somalia. These are real issues, One of the reasons for this happe- mised on giving resources to the which makes it very engaging. All ning is that Somalia is a very poor Somali government to prevent the of the roles in the committee have country. drive for piracy, and aid Somalia as separate needs, so finding a solu- a whole. tion wasn’t easy. The mock committee included re- presentatives of the Somali govern- The pirates of the group agreed to In Somalia, there are commercial ment, ambassadors, Interpol and stop pirating. From left to right: Mackenzie, Anjeli, Sita, Léanore, Stellie, Clara, Arielle, Lilie, Adam, Ted, Ludovic, Dylan, Eli, Billy and Tomek.
Bouge tes fesses… … la planète est en détresse! Par Lilie-Athéna Ce sont des dizaines d’artistes qui se sont réunis au Théâtre du Nouveau Monde pour inviter la population à signer Le Pacte et à Actualités marcher pour la planète. Ce qui a été une réussite puisqu’environ 50 000 citoyens ont répondu à l’appel le 10 novembre dernier, et ont envahi les rues de Mon- tréal à l’occasion de la marche « La planète s’invite au Parle- ment ». C’est Dominic Champagne, réputé metteur en scène québé- cois, qui a initié la démarche en réunissant des artistes de tous horizons. Bien sûr, de mauvaises langues en ont profité pour critiquer les artistes sur le fait que certains utilisent des VUS (véhicules utilitaires sport qui consomment beaucoup d’essence) et prennent l’avion régulièrement…bref, ont laissé entendre que c’était bien Ci-dessus, six jeunes du Centre Communidée sont venus manifester facile pour ces artistes aisés… pour sauver la planète: Charly, Stellie, Billy, Léanore, Lilie et Ludovik. Comme trop souvent, il est tou- jours plus facile de pointer les lieu durant la campagne électo- pour sauver leur environnement. autres plutôt que de se regar- rale provinciale, en septembre Si chaque citoyen y met du sien der soi-même… Il ne faut pas dernier; c’était alors 1500 et que les gouvernements et oublier que l’idée du Pacte n’est citoyens qui s’étaient réunis les entreprises privées font de pas de viser la perfection, mais dans les rues de Montréal. Cette même, la planète s’en portera bien d’amener les gens à dimi- fois, en novembre, c’est 30 fois mieux et l’espoir d’un monde nuer leur empreinte écologique. plus de personnes qui ont bravé meilleur pourra renaître. Une première marche avait eu le vent glacial et un peu de neige page 2
Comment réduire votre Quelques trucs faciles pour réduire votre empreinte écolo- empreinte écologique? gique: Pensez quotidiennement • Achetez en vrac et évitez tout ce au 3RVE! qui est sur emballage et sacs de plastique. • Les pailles en plastique: c’est NON! Qu’est-ce que les 3RVE ? lisées autrement. La valorisation est • Utilisez des essuie-tout réutili- la transformation d’un déchet en vue sables. Réduction d’une utilisation plus noble. • À mort l’eau en bouteille de plas- La réduction à la source réduit le tique! Si plus personne n’en achète, gaspillage et l’utilisation abusive de Élimination les compagnies arrêteront peut-être ressources. À la fin, il faut penser à éliminer de d’en produire!? Moi, je m’engage à façon sécuritaire et environnemen- convaincre mes grands-parents! Réemploi tale les déchets ultimes. • Optez pour des produits « nus », Le réemploi permet de donner une c’est à dire sans emballage, comme seconde vie utile à un produit avant Quelques adresses: les pains de savon ou le shampoing de le recycler. Pour découvrir et signer Le Pacte : en barre. www.lepacte.ca • Changez votre brosse à dents en Recyclage plastique pour une brosse à dents Le recyclage permet de donner une Pour calculer votre empreinte écolo- en bamboo. deuxième vie à un produit en le gique : • Marchez, utilisez votre vélo ou les transformant. www.footprintcalculator.org/ transports en commun au lieu de prendre la voiture dès que c’est Valorisation Pour une foule d’infos et de gestes possible. Certaines matières peuvent être uti- concrets : www.equiterre.org/ • Mangez peu ou pas de viande. True or false: You can put in your recycling bin... • individual yogourt container? • dirty aluminium paper? • pizza box? • mirror? • wooden board? • shredded paper? • bottle of juice and cap? • juice box and straw? • paper coffee cup? Answers on page 11 page 3
Nouvelle salle à Communidée par Stellie Desgagnés-Legros Nouveauté cette année au centre Communidée, une toute nou- velle salle réservée aux ados (10 ans et plus) et qui permet d’offrir encore plus de variété au niveau des activités et d’accommoder plus de familles en même temps. L’idée d’avoir une nou- l’architecture! Elle a expliqué comment velle salle était bien exci- fonctionne l’architecture tante, mais ce n’est pas La vie réservait une belle d’une façon concrète et tout d’avoir un local il faut surprise aux jeunes de amusante. Nous sommes l’organiser et l’aménager Communidée. Lydia, une allés visiter différents types afin d’obtenir un endroit maman architecte qui vit en d’immeubles du quartier. propre et bien organisé. Allemagne, est débarquée comme ça, à Communidée, Nous avons aussi mesuré, Plusieurs travaux de réno- par hasard. tiré, poussé, placé des vation ont été faits par des meubles comme nous l’ima- parents bénévoles pour Quelle chance: elle a géné- ginions, toujours en écou- préparer l’espace. Face à cet reusement offert son temps tant les idées de chacun. espace vide, qu’allaient faire et son expérience pour nous les nouveaux occupants? faire découvrir l’architecture Nous avons choisi et acheté et nous aider avec l’aména- des meubles: divans, tapis, Lydia , Lydia , Lydia et gement de notre belle salle. petits meubles, etc. Nous avons appris beaucoup et avons eu la chance de pou- voir mettre en pratique tout News de suite. Mais, malheureusement, Lydia est retournée chez elle … Elle nous manque déjà, mais on a bien l’intention de terminer ce que nous avons si bien commencé. Merci beaucoup Lydia. Tu as vraiment été géniale et gentille de nous offrir de ton temps. Merci beaucoup, beaucoup, LYDIA . Le groupe d’architecture: Roya, Yara, Billy, Eli, Stellie, Lilie, Lydia, Léanore, Arielle et Chloé. Stellie xxx page 4
Découverte impressionnante au 137 rue St-Ferdinand par Lilie Athéna Lundi le 12 novembre dernier, quelques jeunes du Centre Communidée marchaient le long de la clôture du terrain de soccer à côté du parc Louis Cyr, quand, tout d’un coup ils ont remarqué un oiseau sur un fil. En y regardant de plus près, ils remar- quèrent un trou dans le mur de briques et dans le trou il y avait un oiseau!!! Ils venaient de découvrir un nid d’oiseaux dans le mur de la bâtisse! Malheureu- sement, les oiseaux se sont envolés trop vite pour qu’on puisse identifier l’espèce de l’oiseau, mais nous avons quand même réussi à les prendre en photo. Alors, si vous passez à côté du terrain de soccer, pensez à regarder dans le mur… Challenge 22+ www.challenge22.com By Roya Grebosz-Hosseini What is chal- tortured for our human pleasure. while being conscious, chicks ground lenge 22+? What I mean by human pleasure is alive and trained with electroshock. It is where you using animals for not only food but clothing, accessories, cosmetics and So why are we eating meat? become a vegan entertainment of all kinds. in order to support anti-animal cruelty By habit and for taste. In terms of and your own health for 22 days. taste, animal cruelty, degradation of No, it is not important to eat meat Why 22 days? It takes around 21 the planet and our health, we need to and other products animal related. days to form a new habit. stop eating meat. We can easily get the supply of Challenge 22+ is a challenge concer- nutrients our body needs from a This whole article revolves around ning people that would like to support plant-based diet. one question: is it worth it? Please veganism and anti-animal cruelty. It answer this question for yourself. is also important and beneficial for Is it true that animal suffering is our and animal health alike. involved? Do you love animals? Care about YES. Animals are being beaten, muti- your health? Care about the well- It is important because all over the lated alive, experimented on without being of the planet? Consider taking world, every day, animals are being anesthesia, sometimes slaughtered on challenge 22+. page 5
Using Falcons to Keep Birds Out of the Landfills ossier spécial The Lachenaie garbage dump has been warding off the thousands of seagulls that are attracted to the garbage by training falcons to attack and drive them away. This method has proved itself extremely effective. By Eli driving large vehicles, which can are almost no seagulls that come Shiller lead to accidents. Another reason close to the landfill, and when is the fact that seagulls can get they do, the falcons receive a Falconry has been used for over poisoned by eating unnatural nice seagull snack. four thousand years. Its primary substances that they mistake use was hunting. The falconer for food. A final reason is that Falcons are now also being used would release the falcon when seagulls can take garbage out to patrol airports to stop things they were close to other birds, of the landfill, which affects the such as drones and other birds. and the falcon would attack, kill, surrounding neighbourhoods and Approximately 13,000 birds are and then bring its prey back to residents. killed annually by aircraft in the the falconer. But now, falconry US alone, which has caused a is being used in many ways. The falcons at Lachenaie are number of serious accidents. trained by workers at the landfill. The main reason that garbage The workers do so by having Falconry, which has been used dumps want seagulls away from them chase a remote control- in so many ways over time, is a the landfills is that, when in led bird which is piloted by great example that shows how large numbers, they can inter- the trainer. Then the fcon is much we still need these ama- fere with the vision of workers rewarded with a treat. Now there zing birds. QUALITÉS REQUISES POUR ÊTRE UN BON FAUCONNIER: COMMENT DEVENIR FAUCONNIER ? • ÊTRE PATIENT : Obtenir la confiance du • Il est recommandé de participer à un ou deux faucon demande un bon investissement de stages courts afin de confirmer sa vocation. temps. Ensuite, vous pouvez vous lancer dans des • ÊTRE TRÈS RIGOUREUX : Pour être très formations plus avancées. concentré car chacun des gestes du fauconnier • Au Quebec, ni diplômes ni formations ne sont doit être précis. requises pour devenir fauconnier. Il faut juste • ÊTRE PASSIONNÉ : La motivation est impor- aller voir un maitre de la fauconnerie pour qu’il tante çarce qu’il n’y a pas tant de travail de vous transmette son savoir. disponible.
Le 30 octobre dernier, un petit groupe de jeunes de Commu- nidée a eu la chance de visiter le site d’enfouissement « Com- plexeEnviro Connexions » de Lachenaie. Ensemble, ils ont constaté ce qu’il advient des déchets de la poubelle Des milliers de goélands sont attirés par les poubelles du site dʻenfouissement. Les faucons sont utilisés pour les faire fuir. jusqu’au site d’enfouissement. La fauconnerie est utilisée depuis plus de 4000 ans. Au début ils les utilisaient pour chasser. Pourquoi éloigner les goélands ? Chef de file dans le domaine de la gestion des matières rési- duelles, le site de Lachenaie est vraiment impressionnant. La visite a permis de consta- ter à quel point la gestion des déchets est fait dans le res- pect de l’environnement. C’est surprenant de constater qu’il n’y a pas de mauvaises odeurs et que le lieu est presque joli! Les bio gaz sont captés pour en faire du gaz naturel, les eaux sont traitées Parce quʻils cachent la vue aux chauffeurs Parce quʻils peuvent mourir empoisonnés par Ils peuvent aussi ramener des déchets dans pour être nettoyées, tout est de camions. les déchets. le voisinage. pensé et exécuté pour qu’il y ait un impact minimum sur l’environnement. Ce sont tout de même 40% des déchets de Montréal qui sont Les faucons sont entrainés par les fauconniers. Ils sont entrainés par des drones apportant un bout de viande pour le faucon. Et depuis, il nʻy dirigés vers Lachenaie, soit a presque plus de goélands sur le site dʻenfouissement. Utilisés depuis tant dʻannées, on voit que les faucons sont encore bien utiles. 800 camions par jour! Bien que la visite soit impres- Billy et Eli sionnante et instructive, il est triste de constater Saviez-vous que : que 70% des déchets ne La fauconerie, qui est un art plusieurs devraient pas se retrouver fois millénaire, est inscrit au patrimoine là…. mondial de L’UNESCO depuis 2010 ! Il est plus que temps de se mobiliser afin qu’un plus grand nombre adoptent des habitudes plus écolo- giques. page 7
THE ART-ICLE by Liam Carrell Every Tuesday at 1:00 p.m. in the Atelier, there is an art class with Suzanne and Leneya. We make puppets. So far, we did stick puppets, puppet theaters, papier mâché puppets, cape monsters (I led that class), paper plate drawings, glove puppets and paper bag birds. I made an owl. I like the class. It is very creative. I also liked that time when I led a class (it was cape monsters). Suzanne and Leneya are great teachers.I also did an interview with them last Tuesday. Here is part of it: Q: Why do you give an art class? Q: When did you start getting interested in art? Leneya: It makes me happy. I get to see you guys, Suzanne: When I was your age. be creative and have fun, and that makes me happy. Leneya: Me too. I did art with my mom when I was younger. Suzanne: It’s a privilege to have something I love so much and to watch how wonderful and creative Q: In which place did you start making art? the kids are. Suzanne: In Nova Scotia. Leneya: Here, I grew up in Montreal, on the West Q: Is it easy to be a teacher? Island. Leneya: It’s easy because we love it, but it takes a lot of energy! Q: (to Suzanne): Where did you grow up? In Nova Scotia? Suzanne: Once the project gets going, it’s a lot Suzanne: All over Canada. easier. It’s hard sometimes, but it’s a lot of fun. Q: Is art your favorite thing? Q: Why are there two teachers in the class? Suzanne: After my favorite people, art is my favo- Suzanne: To help each other, learn from each rite. other, to share our different points of view on art. Leneya: I used to study it, and it was also my favo- Arts rite hobby. Q: Why do you love it? Suzanne: The fun we can have! There is no end to the fun! I learn all kinds of things. Leneya: It lets you be creative, express yourself, have fun and share with other people. Like in these classes! We still have two more classes before the holidays. I wonder what it’s about… They are coming back on Wednesdays in January. I feel happy. page 8
Théatre Candide ou l’Optimisme Critique Léanore Boisvert-Deeds Les costumes La présentatrice et les spectateurs Les costumes étaient d’une couleur différente La présentatrice était pour chaque acteur, ce extrêmement condescendante. qui faisait un beau contraste, mais C’était un public d’adolescents très La pièce se passe en 1758 à Ferney, parfois c’était mélangeant quand le peu réceptifs : certains dormaient, une commune près de Genève, où même acteur jouait un personnage textaient ou même placotaient, ce Voltaire s’est exilé après avoir été différent. Les costumes étaient qui déconcentrait les acteurs et les banni de Paris par la cour de France d’un mélange de styles des siècles spectateurs. pour ses écrits polémistes. des Lumières et contemporain. Conclusion Au temps de notre pièce, Voltaire La mise en scène est en train d’écrire un roman La pièce était bien en général, mais philosophique intitulé « Candide ou La metteure en scène, Alice l’ambiance, les sièges et la présen- l’Optimisme », qui raconte l’his- Ronfard, s’en est donnée à coeur tatrice étaient assez médiocres. toire de l’initiation au monde de joie dans le télescopage, qui est le Candide. fait de produire deux choses simul- tanément, et la mise en abime, qui Voltaire va tester son histoire en est le fait d’avoir une œuvre dans utilisant ses amis pour jouer les une autre. rôles des différents personnages. Les acteurs Je trouve que les acteurs étaient correctement choisis pour leur personnage : ils incarnaient bien l’esprit de leur personnage et leur physique aussi marchait avec leur personnage. Par exemple, Emmanuel Schwartz jouait bien le rôle de Voltaire ou Larissa Corriveau, celui d’une des amies comédiennes de Voltaire. page 9
Observing Beauty by Sionna Ellison Fall is such a beautiful time of year, when all the leaves change from green to yellow, and the weather begins to get colder. Here in Que- bec, we experience the seasonal changes that bring different kinds of beauty. There is so much beauty in nature but a lot of the time we don’t notice the little things in life that are worth observing. If we take the time to notice them, we can be moved unexpectedly by something we thought was mundane. Even the smallest things can make a positive impact on your life. Everyday there’s something new to see as the season progresses. Some days are bright and sunny, while others are cloudy, and the sky is filled with fluffy clouds, while at night it becomes full of iridescent stars. I like to photograph these things because it’s capturing a moment in time that you will have forever. It remembers the little things long after you have forgotten everything. That, I find is really special. It also allows you to share the experience with others. Arts This is a magnificent tree that I saw in the park and was inspired to photograph. The contrast of the yellow leaves against the blue sky is really breathtaking. Its towering presence makes you contemplate how long it’s been alive. Everyday when I see the tree, there’s something different about it. It’s interesting to see how it changes over time. These two photos are of the same tree and within a month, it has been transformed. page 10
A single leaf can also be an inspiring subject to photograph. You notice the fine details of the leaf with a closer focus. I took this photo because the leaf looks like it had almost been perfectly placed. The shadow emphasizes the outline of the leaf even more. The leaf is there in the mo- ment and it would be easy to just overlook it. Noticing it takes you into that moment, and appreciating the beauty is uplifting. Beauty surrounds us daily, especially in nature. It is free and accessible to everyone. Sometimes we are busy, but it’s important to take time for it. It’s good to take breaks from our busy lives to realize the value of our extraordinary planet. Vous avez un p’tit creux? Vous connaissez peut-être déjà le restaurant SudWest de la rue Notre-Dame ouest, mais savez que depuis peu ils offrent un nouveau décor et un menu amélioré? J’ai eu le plaisir de goûter leur poutine qu’ils servent de façon très originale dans une grosse pelle de métal! Oui, vous avez bien lu, c’est bien dans une pelle, voici la preuve en photo! J’ai goûté la poutine, mais ils offrent aussi leurs fameux gyros et d’autres délicieux plats. PS: vous n’êtes pas obligés d’y aller pour faire des devoirs!;) Restaurant SUDWEST 3401, rue Notre-Dame ouest Magazines? True. • your Ecoparc. Photos? False. • wooden board? False. You have to bring it to • My broken cup? False. • mirror? False. • Paper coffee cup? True. But separate the lid • pizza box? True. • the garbage. recycle infinitely. juice box and straw? True. But the straw goes in • dirty aluminium paper? True. Aluminum can be • separate the bottle and the cap. individual yogourt container? False. • bottle of juice and cap? True. But you need to • plastic bag (ziploc). True or false - You can put in your recycling bin: shredded paper? True. But you need to put it in a • ANSWERS page 11
Lost A story by Sinead Chapdelaine “Sadness, my old friend, can we have an agreement?” Sadness plops down in an oak chair: “how come the birds of Hope were killed?” “All I heard that night was silence die,” I replied. Sadness chewed on its lower lip, “Well, that’s depressing.” it whispered. “Very,” I said, suppressing a moan of sorrow. I gazed off into space, then turned my attention to the window. Outside, the moon had arisen, cutting into the dark sky. I refocused my atten- tion toward Sadness who was looking at me through sad eyes. “Listen,” It began, “when I pass will… will you take my place?” I froze to my chair, blinking away tears. I knew that being offered the place of Sadness was a big thing. But did I really want to spend the rest of my life dwelling on the past, instead of hoping for the future? I shook my head, then took a big sip from the organic strawberry tea I had served. “Oh, Carol please,” It moaned. “If you don’t replace me, then Sadness will be gone forever.” And would that really be a bad thing? I thought. I blew the thought off; I looked Sadness in the eyes. “Look Sadness, the Devil already offered me his job and I turned him down… What would he think if I said yes to you but no to him? Besides I like my job.” Sadness started to cry. I thought for a moment. “Can I… think about your proposal?” I asked. Sadness sniffed: “yes, yes of course.” I paused: “So, how are things?” I asked, clearly trying to change the subject. “Well, I had a bit of a fall- out with Anger.” Sadness looked down at Its lap. “I couldn’t imagine why,” I said. Sadness usually missed sarcasm. “Well, you know, Anger is just so Angry all the time. He was in his office screaming at someone, so I asked him to stop… And well, it sort of evolved from there.” I yawned, lifting the dust from the ratty, un-kept attic floor. I sipped my tea then, which by now tasted like dirt. Arts “I see,” I said slowly. “How’s your job going?” Sadness asked, eyeing me. I shrugged, “Well, since I took Love’s place, its been pretty easy. You know, people fall in love so easily these days.” Sadness nodded. “So I’ve heard.” I stood up. “Sadness, I have some files to finish up so if we could just wrap this up…” Sadness stood as well. “Of course, Carol. I just want to thank you for having me.” I smiled, “anytime.” We walked downstairs, it grabbed its coat and went out the door. I closed the porch door and inha- led. I went and sat down on my sofa. My phone started to ring. “Oh come on!” I yelled. I picked up, “Hello.” A muffled voice ans- wered me “Hello Carol, this is Happiness calling… Mind if I drop by?” page 12
Comics By Samuel Morvan
Worth reading: On vous recommande : Par Léanore Boisvert-Deeds “Despite the tumor- Real life / Réaliste shrinking miracle that has bought her a « La première fois que j’ai ressenti ce petit few years, Hazel has fourmillement dans mon ventre, que j’ai eu never been anything l’impression que mes pensées étaient embru- but terminal, her final mées, c’était à cause d’une nageuse de mon chapter inscribed upon équipe, en sixième année. Puis, les mêmes diagnosis. But when sentiments se sont répétés pour une autre fille, a gorgeous plot twist l’année suivante. […] named Augustus Wa- Et voilà que les sensa- ters suddenly appears tions reviennent. Mais, at Cancer Kid Support ce coup-ci, je doute. Group, Hazel’s story is Car c’est Isaac, avec about to be completely ses yeux bleus et son rewritten.” excentricité, qui donne envie à mon corps de 14 and up faire les choses diffé- remment. […] Je sais nager, mais je ne suis pas sûr de savoir com- Fantasy / Fantastique ment aimer un gars. » « La porte d’entrée se 15 and up referma derrière moi avec un bruit sourd, du genre à hanter les cauchemars. J’étais dans un grand hall “Malou has just turned sixteen, and all that (…) éclairé par des she knows for sure is that she’s mixed-race lanternes accrochées and that she was left aux murs. Flippant, je ne trouvais pas d’autre Arts at an orphanage as a newborn. Beyond mot. » that, it’s a mystery - a mystery that takes her « Après une longue to the little town of maladie, Liam est Parry Sound, where envoyé en convales- she finds lots of brown cence au manoir. Mais faces like hers. Are tout de cette vieille these her relatives, and demeure l’inquiète, à commencer par les why doesn’t anyone autres pensionnaires, plus étranges les uns que want to talk about it? “ les autres. » 13 and up « Poussez la porte à vos risque et périls… » 9 and up
“Charlie Wilde knew her life «For Sabrina and Daphne would change forever when Grimm, life hasn’t been a she moved to hot, boring Ari- fairy tale. After the myste- zona… and that was before she rious disappearance of their found the bracelet. After she parents, the sisters are sent put it on, Charlie suddenly gets to live with their grandmo- a cheetah’s speed, an elephant’s ther - a woman they belived strength - and that’s just the be- to be dead! […] Now the ginning. She’d be thrilled about girls must take on the fami- her amazing abilities if she had ly responsability of being any idea how to control them. fairy tale detectives. The So Charlie must put her trust first case? A roller-coaster in new friends to help uncover of an adventure to stop a the truth behind the mysterious giant from destroying their bracelet. new hometown.» 9 and up 9 and up Mon expérience au centre Communidée Par Arielle Frappier-Cavaluzi La première fois que j’ai entendu s’asseoir et elle a dit: «Oui, certain!» Elles sont parler de Communidée Ça c’était Julie, avec sa fille Lilie. On vraiment On a vu une vidéo sur YouTube qui a un peu parlé avec elles et, un peu gentilles et était un reportage fait par Radio-Ca- plus tard, il y avait d’autres per- elles ont de bonnes idées. nada sur l’école à la maison. Dans la sonnes qui venaient et qui posaient vidéo, il y avait: Sonya, Rosalind et des questions à Julie. C’est là qu’elle Au centre, il y a une foule d’activi- des enfants du centre. On pouvait voir nous a présenté tous ses enfants!!! tés telles que: qu'ils s’amusaient beaucoup. Ensuite, je suis partie avec Stellie, car visites de musées - poterie - visites elle était responsable de la table des d’universités - jouer dans les corri- La première fois que j’ai vu la gang sucreries et des breuvages. On s’est dors - jeux de rôles des Nations Unies de Communidée bien amusées. - séances de mathématique, chimie, Avant d’être membre de Communi- ingénierie - entrainements de groupe dée, ma mère et moi sommes allées à La première fois que j’ai mis les à Aviron Montréal - montage vidéo Québec, lors du rassemblement pour pieds au centre Communidée «Stop-animation» - séjour dans un la nouvelle loi. Il y avait beaucoup Aux portes ouvertes, quelques jours chalet - tir à l’arc - etc. de «homeschoolers» devant le parle- après le pique-nique, j’ai enfin visité ment. Ma mère a parlé avec Rosalind les locaux. J’ai bien aimé le centre et J’aime tous les gens qui y vont, ainsi à propos du centre. C’était drôle de j’ai trouvé ça grand comme espace. Je que les personnes qui sont en charge, voir toutes les mêmes personnes qui me suis tout de suite inscrite. et aussi, j’adore ça quand c’est les étaient dans la vidéo, mais en vrai. journées «late-night» parce que nous La première journée à Communi- soupons ensemble. La journée “late- La première fois que j’ai parlé avec dée night” se produit une fois par mois, le les personnes de Communidée Je ne me rappelle pas de ce que j’ai jeudi. Au pique-nique « No back to school» fait, mais j’ai sûrement adoré ça, au début septembre 2017, il y avait comme j’adore ça à chaque fois que En conclusion, j’adore le centre Com- tellement de personnes, mais on a j’y vais! Sonya, c’est elle qui a ouvert munidée !!!!! Et je nous trouve très finalement trouvé une place pour le centre, et elle est géniale et très chanceux et chanceuses de vivre cette s’asseoir à la table. On a demandé à généreuse de son temps. Rosalind belle aventure!! une mère avec sa fille si on pouvait aussi est très présente et dévouée.
Originally published September 27th, 2017 BREAKING NEWS! NINTH PLANET DISCOVERED By Tomek Shiller A new planet was found when a oxygen and water for primates. first thought to be just asteroids space probe was sent to Mars. Therefore the ninth planet (tenth orbiting a normal planet-sized The CSA (Canadian Space for those who still think Pluto hunk of giant rock floating in Agency) did not believe the is a planet) is a better possible space. The ninth planet is habi- newfound data but, two months location than Mars to escape to, table for humans and other earth later, they analyzed the data and at Earth’s pending demise. This dwellers, so tickets to go are only realized that the planet was real. planet has two moons, that were $4,999,999.99. Good luck! The planet is closer to Earth than Mars. Also, this planet may have the correct amount of Changez votre accent aujourd’hui! Vous pouvez améliorer la qualité de votre accent Originally published June 26th, 2018 avec la nouvelle app BREAKING BREAKING NEWS!! «Parler à vos amis» avec MISSION TO NINTH PLANET votre deuxième langue au By Tomek Shiller téléphone. Ça va aussi Last year a new planet was found planet is in only two months. The améliorer votre vocabu- when the CSA sent a space motto for the mission is Apoca- laire. probe to Mars. The planet was lypsis venturus est. There are habitable for humans, so the deci- fourteen astronauts in the interna- Essayez-le dès sion was made to send a manned tional crew, including people from aujourd’hui! mission to the ninth planet. Finally Russia, the USA, Canada, and that day has come! Tomorrow the China. Good luck to them! ISA (International Space Agency) will launch “Rocket McRocket Face” (named by the crowd) through the atmosphere and into outer space. The rocket can pass the moon in just 5 hours, so the estimated arrival to the ninth page 16
Originally published November 17th, 2018 Math homework a BREAKING BREAKING cure for the com- BREAKING NEWS!!! mon cold! NINTH PLANET DISASTER By Tomek Shiller Last year a new planet was found when the CSA sent a space probe to Mars. Then five months ago the ISA launched “Rocket McRocket Face” and two months later, they arrived at the planet. The first month they were doing well, collec- ting soil samples, oxygen quanti- ties, and H2O levels throughout the planet. During the second month, Pilot Jeremy Kasero was walking to In addition, Dr.Comunidée has things started getting weird. Accor- the base after taking weather data, proven that if you drink plenty of ding to their reports, Dr. Leramy and he got hit in the head by what fluids, rest and work on your math, from the USA, was analyzing some seemed to be a small meteorite. it is part of the equation that you’ll newly found minerals, and found Then all of the remaining crew were divide your recovery time to a frac- that it was giving off extreme radia- out doing research except Frank tion. Try some math today! tion levels. That night, he seemed the engineer, and they never came to spontaneously combust. After back. Frank took this photo before that, more “accidents” happened. we lost final contact. Slime soap causes Acheter un iFhone pour baldness seulment huit dollars! L’iFhone 8 est le meilleur iFhone au monde. Slime soap may be the Vous pouvez obtenir le votre maintentant pour newest sensation at seulement huit dollars! Communidée, but are ** Offre valable jusqu’en octobre 2018. Les frais d’administration et d’expédition ne sont pas inclusent. Nous ne sommes pas responsable des you aware that mixing dommages pendant l’expédition. Get yours today! slugs, caterpillars, worms and extra hot sal- sa can lead to unintended baldness? But if you don’t like your new shiny style, fear not: your hair will grow back in only 10-12 years. page 17
HOROSCOPES Happy birthday Sagittarius! rius? You are happy, ener- If you were born between November 22 getic and confident. You are ruled by the planet Jupiter, and December 21, it’s time to party, Sagit- which is considered the tarius! But if you are decorating for your «Happy» planet. birthday party, make sure to go simple, and don’t bite off more than you can You are also free-spirited, open-minded, optimistic chew. Also make sure simplicity doesn’t and ambitious. But look out Sagittarius, you can turn you into a couch potato, Sagitarrius. sometimes be dishonest or impatient. You love to Try to take more walks, more often, as make others laugh, and you love to make friends. You are right at home on Thursday teen nights. well. However, you don’t always finish what you start. When the new year hits, you’ll learn a very valuable You might want to try to push yourself a little more. lesson. Maybe it will be to give out free chocolate to all your buddies at Communidée, who knows? But You also love to give dares, and of course, get maybe not as much as we hope. Before, you never dared! But you hate rules (but that doesn’t stop you really cared for your savings but, now, you have from wanting to make them). Your element is fire, evolved -- if you have found a better way to spend which is powerful, but can also be a bit reckless. that hard-earned cash, good job! You hate the words «I can’t», and you love travel and aventure. You are also witty, making you one of Still wondering what you want to be when you grow the funniest and most entertaining people around up? Chances are, you will grow up to work in a uni- Communidée. versity, a hospital or even write a book. Hope you enjoyed those university tours this fall at Communi- Here’s some examples of other Sagittariuses: Tay- dée -- you will fit right in when you are older. lor Swift, Mark Twain, Rita Ora, Jay-Z and many others. Want to know a little more about yourself, Sagitta- rius? Or maybe you have a friend who is a Sagitta- Not a Sagittarius? Read on! A ries: You are an Aries if you were born between March 21-April nothing you can’t take on. You’re not afraid to take risks, but be careful you represents love and beauty. Your element is air, which might make you a bit more patient and organized, but sometimes a bit cautious. You love expensive things 19. The Aries is the first don’t get burned! open-minded about things. and are constantly on the zodiac sign, and is known Your wish in life is to hunt for them. You’re very for being the head of the zodiac body. You are very energetic, proud, encou- L ibra: You are a Libra if you were born between September love and to be loved back -- time to meet up with a Pisces? Libra, your need dedicated and careful, and you hate breaking things and wasting money. Your raging, unstoppable and 23-October 22. Libra, for balance makes you look planet is Venus, the planet bold. But you can be a bit you are charming, lovable, for fairness and equality of love and beauty, and you bossy and stubborn. You sincere and sharing. But in everything -- just don’t love rich gourmet meals hate the word «no», and you might sometimes be a overdo the drama (except (time to plan a Commu- you always like to be the bit vain and somewhat of a at Door to Door!) nidee Thursday night meal king/queen of the castle. drama queen (or king). You with your good buddy No being left on the side- lines for you, Aries! Like your pal Sagittarius, your love to eat rich foods, you hate feeling pressured, and the word «maybe». Your T aurus: You’re a Tau- rus if you were born between April 20-May Libra?) You are not a mor- ning person, and you hate the words «alarm clock». element is fire, and there is planet is Venus, which 20. Taurus, you are very Your element is earth, and page 18
you love to admire lands- free. Because you hate be known as one of the and have a lot to offer capes and take pictures of dress codes and routines, more mature kids for your others. them. you probably make a great age at Communidée. Just S corpio: You’re a Scor- homeschooler! like Catniss, you wish to have everything taken care V irgo: You’re a Virgo if you were born in pio if you were born between October 23-No- vember 21. Scorpio, you C ancer: You are a Cancer if you were born between June 21-July of, and to have an easy life -- and you will get it done, Capricorn (without the between August 23-Sep- tember 22. You Virgos are dedicated, helpful, are very passionate and 22. Cancer, you are help- bow and arrow!) witty, practical and hard- loyal, protective and brave. ful, patient, creative and working. Your element is But you can be a bit obes- sive and secretive. Your planet is Pluto, the planet compassionate. You can be very sensitive to others -- maybe sometimes too L eo: You’re a Leo if you were born between July 23-August earth, and makes you love to spend time in nature -- how about some hiking or of power and regeneration. much? Don’t try to rush 22. You are kind and cross-country skiing with You love spicy food and you, you hate that. You are generous, loyal and protec- your Communidée peeps? hate personal questions known as a party person tive, Leo, but you can also Your planet is Mercury, the (time to check out really (time to volunteer as a be a bit sloppy (make sure planet of communication. loud Mexican restaurants!) party organizer at Commu- you help when it is time You can be a bit critical of You are sometimes a bit nidée?), and younger kids to tidy up the Teen room!) others sometimes -- make controlling, and you have can count on you to help Your ruling planet (or, in sure you listen carefully full confidence in yourself them out. Your ruling pla- this case, star) is the sun. before making up your -- which isn’t always your net (or in this case, moon) Your element is fire, which mind. You like to come in most lovable trait! For is the moon, which rules makes you fun and energe- first -- time to join up with example, if someone pulls moods and emotions. You tic out in the playground or Aries and Scorpio on a a prank on you, you’ll be don’t always enjoy talking in sports. You hate being sports team -- you will rule out for revenge --maybe and tend to hate public ignored, winning silver the homeschool! a little too much? If you speaking -- if you are part instead of gold, and bland were a superhero, you would be Superman -- use those powers for good, not of the drama club, you are being very brave! Your ele- ment is water, and you love food. Leo, you have the potential to be noble, like Thor, but watch out that P isces: You’re a Pisces if you were born in between Febuary 19-March evil! shopping for rare finds -- your need for compliments 20. Charming Pisces, you why not call up you friend and control does not turn are helpful, comforting, G emini: You are a Gemini if you were Taurus for a little antique and gently-used bargain you into Loki! imaginative and wise. You will be at home at Commu- born between May 21-June 20. Gemini, you are fasci- hunting on Notre-Dame? A quarius: You’re an Aquarius if you were nidée drama or book clubs, because you love to day- nating, original, wise and charming. You are very trendy -- you will always C apricorn: You’re a Capricorn if you were born between Decem- born between January 20-Febuary 18. Aqua- rius, you are communi- dream and explore alterna- tive realities. If you were a Harry Potter character, want the latest Iphone. ber 22-January 19. Hey cative, open-minded, fair it would be Luna Love- But take care to not judge Capricorn, you are loyal, and inviting. Your planet good -- you are a source of others for their two-year- hard-working, devoted, is Uranus, the planet of positivity to those around old Samsungs! Your planet honest and also fearless originality -- time to join you, you love to laugh and is Mercury, the planet of -- kind of like Catniss in the newspaper or crea- you are sometimes a bit communication, and you the Hunger Games! But tive writing workshop at spacey. Your planet is Nep- love to talk and hate the like Catniss, you can be a Communidée? You hate tune, the planet of fantasy. words «quiet time.» You bit unforgiving. You hate drama queens (look out, Your wish in life is to find love knowledge and you quitting and quitters. Your Libra!) and owing money unconditional love -- but like to have all the answers planet is Saturn, the planet or favours. Your element make sure you stand up for -- just take care that you of discipline and maturity. is water, which makes you yourself, and avoid being don’t come across as a You also hate doing things crafty. You love freedom, too clingy. Lean on pal know-it-all. Your element for no reason (hello Hun- and enjoy teaching others Libra for support. is air and you love to be ger Games), and you may -- you do well in groups,
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